Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Singapore Old Bitch

I met this 40+ years old Singapore bitch (why i wan to stress Singapore plz con't reading) in some cafe today. She's from Singapore.


At e start, me and my fren juz chatting and chilling quite happily i can say. Then e show starts... there's this old woman sitting juz beside us start to make some movement which caught my attention. While i took my frenz hp juz play around with it, and she started to stare at me with BIG PINGPANG BALLS EYES widely opened, and den she started to stare at me and my fren randomly. obviously i stare her back, i mean wtf, wat's wrong with u, your mad cow brain started working? Singapore mad cow Bitch


"Did u juz took a picture of me juz now" she shoot me straight while i staring back at her. of course no right, i explain to her i juz playing with my fren hp so there's nth like wat she's saying. She's not giving up, but its ok right, juz misunderstanding only... ITS NOT!!! After that she started calling me "chi na" (in case my foreign frenz do not understand wat chi na means, it's a very insult word to e Chinese, juz like calling a Muslim a pig) and talking all about china stuff how china chinese deserve to die, how e chinese treated her very badly all tat. Obviously she's juz taking e photo taking as an excuse, instead of tat she showed me how phatetic and how rude a Singaporean can be to juz a stranger like me. She's scolding me like no1's business and everyone else in e cafe was looking at us.. but this is nth, didnt really bother me

Smart enough, half way of her scolding, i tot of calling e police, so i again, playing around with e hp and started to use something called Voice Recorder. Oh yes baby, this is e moment i entertain her, shoot her back with some stupid arguementz in order to let her scold more. E more she scold, e more evidence i got for e police report later. blablala, and guess wat, she really not stopping u know, wtf, u Singapore Old FUCK. Well, when i had enough, i told her "okay, so i shall make a police report now.." "You bastard!"she replied immediately. And when i put e phone beside my ears she started running away, run, she really did.


Without she beside me i cant really make a police report... But e fucked up ting is, i dunno how to put it, i should be happy or frustrated, tat Singapore Bitch came back! Good! Police show soon will start! She came back while she's on e phone call with police.. She's talking very loudly if u wondering how e hell i know she's talking to e police. From wat i heard, she's questioning e police wat rights does she have related to e photo taking issue. And there's one question she asked quite funny though, "wat if later u all find out that they all nv take photo den how".. e policeman's reply should be someting like"den u should apologise to them" because she replied :" apologise?? no! i cant do that!" i was like ......................


In e end she found out that police cant really help her much, she giv up and walk away, again. Before she leave and while she's still having conversation with e police, i said very loudly "let e police come la, we waiting u know"


Actually i really on fire, i wanted so much to scold her e F word and Bitch all tat, but with e voice recorder on and e ppl around me witnessing, i cant do tat... Shit. I mean what's wrong with u Singapore Fuck? not happy with Chinese den go China complain to China government la, wtf, here scolding me u old Fuck? If u are so pissed with e Chinese came here and "Steal" all ur local jobs den go complain to ur Sg Government! and that shows how useless Singaporean is! U useless piece of shit, same goes to all those fuckers out there in Sg complaining foreigners stealing their jobs, FUCK U ALL PIECES OF SHIT. And to all those fuckers not happy with China Chinese, go GET A LIFE if u can, stop complaining and prove to e Chinese u r right, if u can, stop Sg government from greatly encourages foreigners to settle in Sg. THAT JUZ PROVE TO ALL THOSE PPL OUTSIDE SG THAT SINGAPOREAN ARE USELESS! Sg government cant really build its country by using its own ppl! how fucking phatetic.... And to JOEL CHEN, this fucking old bitch is ur future model, i can see tat u r going to become like her who tink china is cheap and all e tings relate to china is a disaster~ If u r not happy with China, keep it all to urself plz, if my face remind u china is cheap somehow, im sorry for tat. Dun tink someone like u always knows everything, when u showed no respect to others, dun aspect ppl to treat u nicely. A fren like u is not worth having. I showed some temper at u tat day in MRT, if u r smart enough, as a fren, u should get wat i mean.


I dun understand why Singaporean like to pinpoint Chinese a lot, as if like ppl from China killed their dad. Does it make you all look smarter when you asking those stupid questions? like.."hey, i tot ppl from China are all farmers?" "those chinese all produce fake stuff right?"... Firstly, before u ask a question about China tink twice, does it make u look gd or dump. Secondly, study ur home country's history well enough den come and ask all about china issues, cos i believe most of u cant differentiate which country attack your home land long time ago, is it Chinese or Japanese.


I dun get it, only 3 days only, how come everyting come to me, God purposely izit... he sure hates me a lot. Some more all e tings related, fuck la, it juz sux leh... 3 days i had my most argues and quarrels in my whole fucking life.


Soooooooooooooo much argues and fights happened, gd ting is i still alive.


To Fish:

Dun cry at night plz, it sure will disturb other ppl in our house. Juz slap me if u want, i know its my fault, i know u also got ur problems, i cant handle my problems tat well so im asking u a favour to keep everyting to ourslvs first. When e hot days fassed, talk to me watever u want. Now, is not e right time. I juz wan quiet, alone.


*anyone who interested in e Voice Clip, feel free to ask me, i more than glad to show u how funny it is. or i shall upload to Youtube?

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